IF YOU CAN LAUGH AT THIS YOU KNOW YOUR BIBLE.

Jul 31, 2016

IF YOU CAN LAUGH AT THIS YOU KNOW YOUR BIBLE.  IF YOU DON'T LAUGH YOU HAVE A LOT OF READING TO DO

“ONCE UPON A TIME A MAN WENT DOWN FROM JERUSALEM TO JERICHO AND FELL AMONG THORNS AND THEY GREW UP AND CHOKED HIM. SO HE WENT ON AND DIDN’T HAVE ANY MONEY AND MET THE QUEEN OF SHEBA WHO GAVE HIM A THOUSAND TALENTS OF GOLD EARRINGS AND 100 CHANCES ON A HORSE. HE GOT INTO HIS CHARIOT AND DROVE FURIOUSLY AND WHILE HE WAS DRIVING UNDER A TREE, HIS HAIR CAUGHT AMONG THE LIMBS AND HE HUNG THERE THREE DAYS AND THREE NIGHTS. THE RAVENS BROUGHT HIM FOOD TO EAT AND WATER TO DRINK. ONE NIGHT WHILE HE WAS HANGING THERE, HIS WIFE CAME ALONG AND CUT HIS HAIR, AND HE FELL ON THE STONY GROUND WHERE IT RAINED FORTY DAYS AND FORTY NIGHTS. HE HID HIMSELF IN A CAVE WHERE HE MET A MAN WHO SAID ‘COME HAVE SUPPER WITH ME’ TO WHOM HE SAID ‘I HAVE MARRIED A WIFE AND CANNOT COME NOW.’ SO THE MAN WENT INTO THE HIGHWAYS AND BYWAYS AND COMPELLED HIM TO COME AND HAVE SUPPER WITH HIM. AFTER SUPPER, HE WENT INTO JERICHO AND SITTING IN A HIGH WINDOW WAS JEZEBEL. WHEN SHE SAW HIM, SHE LAUGHED, AND THEY FLANG HER DOWN FROM THE WINDOW. AND THEY FLANG HER DOWN, AND THEY FLANG HER DOWN SOME MORE. THEY FLANG HER DOWN SOME MORE, UNTIL 70 TIMES 70 AND SEVEN TIMES MORE, AND THE FRAGMENTS THEY PICKED UP WERE 12 BASKETS SHOOK DOWN FOR GOOD MEASURE FULL. NOW WHOSE WIFE IS SHE GOING TO BE IN THE JUDGMENT BECAUSE SHE BRAKE IN PIECES AND MULTIPLIED? AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!”